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by Kim Lampe February 3, 2010

The Best Job In Twitterville

by Kim Lampe February 1, 2010

The best jobs are the ones you don’t have to apply for or ask permission to have. The Dancing Believe Act Go Lady has proclaimed her position as Twitter Jockey in the town of Twitterville. Expanding on a concept from Angela Shelton, The Dancing B*a*g Lady will put a new perspective on songs that will [...]

The next time you are in bed and can’t sleep because you have ideas and dreams dancing in your head, there is only one thing to do. Get out of bed, find every magazine in the house and start flipping through the pages. Pull out words and pictures that resonate with ideas and dreams in [...]

Pass the Buck ~ What the Cluck?

by Kim Lampe January 8, 2010

You’ve heard the expression, Pass the Buck, right? I mean if somebody wanted to pass me an actual buck, hey that would be cool. A few thousand would be really nice. On the contrary, let’s take, The Buck Stops Here! Its the kind of statement Presidents and people in a position of power make. I’ve [...]

There’s a Genie in my Head, Gut and Butt.

by Kim Lampe December 28, 2009

// As I begin to write I search for words floating in a thick soup of brain fog. Pausing…… Searching………. Hey, give me a moment…. rubbing my temples as if the Clarity Genie will magically appear. You can only go so fast when you’re traveling along in the fog. Ok, I’m approaching a stretch of [...]

A Bag Full of B*a*g Book Notes

by Kim Lampe December 2, 2009

If you’re like me you generally read stuff based on your friends and family recommendations. I haven’t posted B*a*g Book Notes in a while, so I want to cover 3 great books I’ve read in recent months. I frame my experience with books in the terms of Modern B*a*g Ladies lingo and philosophies. You can’t [...]

A simple question led to the fascinating exploration of my mind, the exploration of the terrain of my brain. I asked, “How do you start writing a book?” I was watching Angela Shelton’s live stream and she opened it up to questions. Since she is a fabulously talented writer and is funny in the most [...]

EXERCISE!!! Your well being that is. I know…. I bring up stripping a lot and trust me stripping is good exercise. The reality is that most of us are sooooo good at layering on the negative labels that we need to cleanse often. You will need to take out a piece of paper and a [...]

Today is about random thoughts that I captured in my journal these past few months. I will try to interpret them. And let’s end this post with my bizarre amusement with the word verifications used by Blogger. You know that extra typing required to prove you are not some computer set out to SPAM us. [...]

Ms. Misery Loves Company or not?

by Kim Lampe November 7, 2008

You know when you are in a bad mood and your well intentioned joyous friend comes bee bopping up to you and you just want to bite her bee bopping head off, just because she is in a good mood? What in the hell gives her the right to be all bubbly? Didn’t she get [...]